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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>John - 28, English, yorkshireman living in Bath. I confess that I suffer occasionally from milk-guilt (I have a house-mate who shops more efficiently than I), I also invented the hyphen. Just made that last part up but I assure you it’s true. 

My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. 

Wait, no; my absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees — which you might think is mean of me. Of course you’d be right, but not to worry, I was lying: it’s not my favourite piece of information after all. 

My absolute, supreme favourite piece of information is this: there is a large kink in the Trans-Siberian Railway because when the tsar decreed that the Trans-Siberian Railway should be built, he drew on a map with a ruler where the decreed tracks should run. The ruler had a nick in it.</description><title>John Vannai</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bearingmypoordiction)</generator><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>‘Will you marry me? It’s risky, but you’d get...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e755f79d75746471c82711df39f1a7bb/tumblr_mn7hiutuYR1r20kg0o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;‘Will you marry me? It’s risky, but you’d get fucked regularly.’&lt;/strong&gt; John Osborne, proposing to Penelope Gilliatt (she became his third wife).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/51073371136</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/51073371136</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:25:42 +0100</pubDate><category>john osborne</category><category>look back in anger</category><category>the entertainer</category><category>The Laureate of Failure</category><category>Penelope Gilliatt</category></item><item><title>gabbigeist:

leftbehindandsour:

Oh Manchester, so much to...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51073087840" src="http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/51073087840/audio_player_iframe/bearingmypoordiction/tumblr_mmlzueEhaw1so75er?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbearingmypoordiction%2F51073087840%2Ftumblr_mmlzueEhaw1so75er" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gabbigeist.tumblr.com/post/51036560522" target="_blank"&gt;gabbigeist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leftbehindandsour.tumblr.com/post/50127736683/smiths-suffer-little-children" target="_blank"&gt;leftbehindandsour&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh Manchester, so much to answer for&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Fresh lilaced moorland fields &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Cannot hide the stolid stench of death &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/51073087840</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/51073087840</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:19:56 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Nowadays my political militancy consists of sitting in front of the news saying ‘Bastards!’...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Nowadays my political militancy consists of sitting in front of the news saying ‘Bastards!’ periodically. Take UKIP for example. They’re like a fly in amber: nobody cares about the fly; only question is, ‘How the devil did the bastards get there?’ Then again, as far as I can tell I hate the lot of them, all British politicians, with their forced-down Greggs and shit-eating grins. Be thankful that at any given time only one of them can win.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50987965499</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50987965499</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:37:20 +0100</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>Ukip</category><category>UKIP</category><category>british politics</category><category>the news</category><category>news</category><category>conservatives</category><category>labour</category><category>david cameron</category><category>ed miliband</category><category>personal</category></item><item><title>"It’s for the touch, for the touch. After all we are only human beings down here and we could do with..."</title><description>“It’s for the touch, for the touch. After all we are only human beings down here and we could do with a lot more praise and comfort than we actually get. Earthling reassurance - it’s in permanently short supply, don’t you think? Be honest, brother. Lady, now tell the truth. When was the last time a fellow-Earther let you rest your head on their heart, caressed your cheek, and said things designed to make you feel deeply okay? It doesn’t happen often enough, does it. We’d all like it to happen a lot more often than it does. Can’t we do a deal? Oh boy (I bet you’re thinking), that head-on-heart stuff, whew, could I use a little of that.”</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50869588309</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50869588309</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:12:08 +0100</pubDate><category>martin amis</category><category>money</category><category>brill</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60e0ce37dd71d414d805acb1354c59ab/tumblr_mkazdlROYr1r60h5mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50832528642</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50832528642</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:17:41 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>- Innocence is just too kinky isn’t it? 
- Live bare...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50822249352" src="http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50822249352/audio_player_iframe/bearingmypoordiction/tumblr_mn1vwsF0dm1r20kg0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbearingmypoordiction%2F50822249352%2Ftumblr_mn1vwsF0dm1r20kg0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- Innocence is just too kinky isn’t it? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- Live bare and barely. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50822249352</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50822249352</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:50:00 +0100</pubDate><category>Renée Falconetti Of Orléans</category><category>Jenny Hval</category><category>Music</category><category>Innocence Is Kinky</category></item><item><title> </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffea91ba9aaec094b8f623d26cbaf307/tumblr_mmoo4ijElO1qdlmhfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yamapi.co.vu/post/50250560199/untitled-by-maria-perry-on-flickr" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50650779709</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50650779709</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:36:13 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4txo4zzC11r9wyj4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50646019411</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50646019411</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:27:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50595017592" src="http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50595017592/audio_player_iframe/bearingmypoordiction/tumblr_mmwpuexEY81r20kg0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbearingmypoordiction%2F50595017592%2Ftumblr_mmwpuexEY81r20kg0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50595017592</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50595017592</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:51:00 +0100</pubDate><category>Mickey &amp; Sylvia</category><category>Love Is Strange</category><category>dirty dancing</category></item><item><title>confession: i really love the film dirty dancing</title><description>&lt;p&gt;confession: i really love the film dirty dancing&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50594816264</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50594816264</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:48:49 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>easily one oh the greatest bobby d’s there are (sic). </title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50521230985" src="http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50521230985/audio_player_iframe/bearingmypoordiction/tumblr_mmuzi6nju71r20kg0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbearingmypoordiction%2F50521230985%2Ftumblr_mmuzi6nju71r20kg0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;easily one oh the greatest bobby d’s there are (sic). &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50521230985</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50521230985</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 22:25:17 +0100</pubDate><category>bob</category><category>bob dylan</category><category>Queen Jane Approximatel</category><category>Music</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/360a8bd4aba5460323e5ea957ae54ad0/tumblr_mmt5m32kyW1r20kg0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50446243252</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50446243252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 22:42:03 +0100</pubDate><category>jorge luis borges</category><category>borges</category><category>this craft of verse</category><category>lectures</category><category>read in 2013</category><category>the most charmingly brilliant lectures in this book</category><category>possibly the most well read writer i know of</category></item><item><title>Scheherazade
Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d156cb93df091b7371a9b9964d5ba5be/tumblr_mmt5fiaGAa1r20kg0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="post_title"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Scheherazade&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake&lt;br/&gt;                                                       and dress them in warm clothes again.&lt;br/&gt;         How it was late, and no one could sleep, the horses running&lt;br/&gt;until they forget that they are horses.&lt;br/&gt;                   It’s not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere,&lt;br/&gt;         it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio,&lt;br/&gt;                 how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance, and the days&lt;br/&gt;were bright red, and every time we kissed there was another apple&lt;br/&gt;                                                                                       to slice into pieces.&lt;br/&gt;Look at the light through the windowpane. That means it’s noon, that means&lt;br/&gt;         we’re inconsolable.&lt;br/&gt;                               Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.&lt;br/&gt;These, our bodies, possessed by light.&lt;br/&gt;                                                                Tell me we’ll never get used to it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50446127186</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50446127186</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 22:40:30 +0100</pubDate><category>richard siken</category><category>crush</category><category>read in 2013</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed6c2d52e7bead351fcc3b92bbfd3b5f/tumblr_mmgwomLo7j1r2x20no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50420768544</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50420768544</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 15:25:30 +0100</pubDate><category>bob dylan</category></item><item><title>B.B. King - The Thrill Is Gone (1969 Single Version)</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50375555791" src="http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50375555791/audio_player_iframe/bearingmypoordiction/tumblr_mfvgp5Uu591r20kg0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbearingmypoordiction%2F50375555791%2Ftumblr_mfvgp5Uu591r20kg0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;B.B. King - The Thrill Is Gone (1969 Single Version)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50375555791</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50375555791</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:10:52 +0100</pubDate><category>The Thrill Is Gone/1969 Single Version</category><category>b. b. king</category><category>The Thrill Is Gone</category><category>Music</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/143388ab89cbb21c65473c3d7242ea90/tumblr_ml58ykfTlD1qi95eno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50183464489</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50183464489</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 19:26:33 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>"I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick. The self-exhibition,..."</title><description>“I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick. The self-exhibition, the self-satisfaction, smarmimess, tightness, tight-arsedness. The way married couples go out in fours like a pantomime horse, the men walking together at the front, the women trailing a little way behind. The men fetching the gin and tonics from the bar while the women take their handbags to the toilet. I doesn’t have to be like that but mostly it is.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jeanette Winterson - from Written on the Body. &lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50161605567</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50161605567</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 13:45:51 +0100</pubDate><category>jeanette winterson</category><category>written on the body</category><category>marriage</category><category>couples</category><category>those freaks</category><category>moue</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2a898e82089d87a0bb4f86d243c7cfa/tumblr_mmlcmwst0X1r20kg0o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50095879446</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50095879446</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 17:32:56 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>How is your novel coming along?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;look dad, we’ve been over this, these things take time alright; you’ve got to work your way through, find the feeling tone you know? - and no dad, i don’t agree with you that i’m wasting my life; besides, the law appalls me while medicine simply frightens, and don’t get me started on business. the thing’ll be finished when it’s finished; and another thing dad! i rather think bullying or prying into my life vicariously through some nice unsuspecting tumblrer very insulting. grr and growl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- aham, sorry, only playing… it’s coming along nicely, thanks for asking. how are you? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50005743205</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50005743205</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 12:12:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50004969224" src="http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50004969224/audio_player_iframe/bearingmypoordiction/tumblr_mmj22xvkBE1r20kg0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbearingmypoordiction%2F50004969224%2Ftumblr_mmj22xvkBE1r20kg0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50004969224</link><guid>http://bearingmypoordiction.tumblr.com/post/50004969224</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 11:49:00 +0100</pubDate><category>Savages</category><category>Silence Yourself</category><category>Music</category></item></channel></rss>
